Cast & Crew

The Ladies:Angelica: my big sister and one of my bestest friends.  She’s the friend I would describe as my Drew Barrymore in “Charlie’s Angels” to my Lucy Liu. She recently got married to Joe and will soon has moved hundreds of miles away from me to Alberta to start her new married life… but I still love her.Christie: my sister and one of my bestest friends.  She’s the friend I would describe as my Cameron Diaz in “Charlie’s Angels” to my Lucy Liu. She recently moved to Thailand for some unknown God-awful reason… but I still love her, and not just because she recently decided to bring me back a Thailand gift.Mackenzie: one of my bestest friends.  She’s the friend I would describe as my Meredith in “Grey’s Anatomy” to my Cristina. She and I went to high school together and stayed close even when she left for her undergrad in Kingston. She recently moved to Toronto to pursue her Masters degree… but I still love her.Chris: one of my bestest friends. She’s the friend I would describe as my conscience. She and I went to high school together and stayed close even when I left that high school to finish at another. She lives in Toronto studying at university… and I still love her. Brooklyn: one of my bestest friends. She lives in the city and is studying at a different university… We’ve been friends since high school and she’s been with me through all of my relationship ups and downs. She is the friend I would describe as my “Miranda”… she still doesn’t like Corporate… but I still love her.Nicole: one of my bestest friends. She lives in the city and is working full time. We’ve been friends since high school and have worked together for over 3 years. She’s also been with me through all my relationship ups and downs and is the friend I’d describe as my “Charlotte”. She’s dating Breyer on and off for 3 years, someone I don’t particularily like but if she loves him then… I still love her.Donna: my former co-worker and good friend. She and I have known each other for over 2 years now and are trying our best to work out on Sunday mornings… but Saturday nights are just so tempting! She recently lost a LOT of weight and I am SO proud of her and I still love her. Breanna: my co-worker and good friend. She and I have known each other for about a year now and have had lots of great chats while we should have been working. Ahem. We shop and talk and generally have a great relationship.The Gentlemen: Corporate: (Aka Vegas) – the man I’ve been seeing for over a year now.  I realize that it may sound trite, but if you think of the relationship Ms. Bradshaw had with her Mr. Big… I am not kidding you, it’s a pretty accurate description of Corporate & my history.  Oh, well, maybe not the engagement thing.  Hm. Well – if Sex and the City continued after Big went to Paris to rescue Ms. Bradshaw from The Russian, it would kind of go something like this.Toronto: (aka Paris) – the man I was in a ‘will-they, won’t they; are we, are we not’ thing for almost a year and a half… He’s the master of the mind games and sometimes still in my life… less so since Corporate re-entered things.The American: – no words can describe him… well, none that I haven’t already written down. Brunswick: (aka Philippe) – my completely psychotic and abusive ex-boyfriend I had to call the police on to get him to stop harassing, following and stalking me.  We dated for 8 months and I spent the last 4 trying to break up with him (he wouldn’t allow it: warning signs ladies).  He lives in this city but thus far I haven’t run into him nor has he contacted me.  I guess a call from a detective does the trick.  I can go on and on about this kind of relationship but really, Savage Love says it best – “Hurt the controlling, manipulative piece of shit, SWH; he deserves it. He doesn’t let you have friends? He doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Those are the early warning signs of an abuser, sister. So dump the motherfucker already. And if you can’t handle the tears, SWH, don’t subject yourself to them. Live together? Pack up your shit when he’s at work and move out. Don’t live together? Call him and tell him it’s over, you’re gone, and hang up when he starts crying.”Will: my gay-husband extraordinare.Duke: my 2nd ex-boyfriend.  Duke and I dated briefly in high school at the insistence of a former friend of mine and my older brother Greg.  The few months of puppy love we had were wonderful, exciting, and he was an attentive, shy, thoughtful and good boyfriend.  Things ended suddenly between us when Duke decided (at 16, no doubt) that he and I were ‘not on the same page’… perhaps we weren’t, but over the phone is NO way to end a relationship.  A month and a half later he asked for me back, but hell hath no fury like Carrie scorned. Duke is still in Carrie’s life as he remains great friends with her brother Greg.Greg: Carrie’s older brother of a year and a half.  Greg sometimes stumbles upon her blog by googling her when he is bored.  They have an on-again off again great relationship that borders on fantastic to terrible… like all sibling relationships. <!– Start of web2rank Code –> <a href=”http://www.web2rank.com/contentRank/details/824457412/&#8221; target=”_blank”> <img src=”http://www.web2rank.com/contentRank/824457412.png&#8221; border=”0″></img></a> <!– End of web2rank Code –>  

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